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good times

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Hi boys. I’m Tina. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. […]

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las vegas showdown

Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that’s okay. It’s a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in […]

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we have lift off

I’ll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Computer, lights up! When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I am your worst nightmare! We could cause a diplomatic crisis. […]

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hulk hogan sucks

Bill clinton ate two bowls movida, temper trap the melbourne cup frankston bogans the city loop myki queues, melb graffiti a macaron connoisseur the crazy wing challenge NGV culture fix, mamasita the saints emerald peacock the borek woman north melbourne shinboners, burlesque empire of the sun carlton.

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greasy food

Give me all the tacos, immediately. Give me all the tacos, immediately. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make it a double there pal. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Give me tacos, or give me death. CARNITAS!! Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you have any Cholula? It’s taco time all the time. How do […]

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